Thursday, July 23, 2009

I feel so inspired today. I was just listening to my idol, Rush Limbaugh, the patron saint of bad advice, the Mothership, if you will. How uplifting to hear him go on and on about public life, though he has never held public office. He dispenses his train wreck opinions like a seasoned professor, though he never graduated college. I only hope that what little I do here can bring me yet another step lower into the lofty pit of opinion where he resides. I am not fit to paint his nails, not, however, from lack of trying. Hail Rush Limbaugh. We could all take a cue from him.

1 comment:

  1. First of all, "anony mouse" hijacked my name and posted without my permission. My so called "master" is a good guy -- feeds me only the best low-fat kibbles (I was once up to 21 lbs and the vet, bless his non-gourmet socks, made me go on a diet), gets me over my yowling during earthquakes, and talks to me about politics ad naseum. Therein lies the rub. He's extremely left wing. I'm extremely right wing, er, paw, as the case may be. Do you have any advice to get him to keep his political views to himself? And to quit signing on as Anony Mouse (he can't even spell it right)-- not to mention, he posted it under the wrong blog heading. Go figure.

    Yours truly,
    Merlin J. Katz


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