Monday, July 13, 2009

This "bromance" thing really seems to have taken off. I think it's time to get our jargon straight. I propose we all create a lexicon of "Bromance". Submit your Bro-words and definition so we can begin to compile a record. I see a book here.
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  1. AnonymousJuly 13, 2009 at 10:27 PM

    Brock n Roll - a favorite activity
    Brokebac...oh nvm
    Broccoli - a vegetative pair
    Bro-trip - an unending car tour of perpetual lostness owing to the fact no one will ask for directions :P
    BroHo - a female groupie
    Hobro - homeless but not friendless
    BroMo - a tolerant and supportive maternal figure
    BroFro - no matter HOW bad a hair day, a fellow bro will praise the do

    Super G

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  2. conorJuly 13, 2009 at 11:29 PM

    Thanks Super G, That'll get the Bro-ball rolling.

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  3. AnonymousJuly 14, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    gayby shower for 2 guys having a baby.

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  4. AnonymousJuly 15, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    A-bro-gayshun: A bromance with homophobic tendencies. Also a speciality of insurance law.

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  5. bobcattyJuly 21, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    Here, correctly logged:

    Brodacious – possessing man-boobs large enough to fill a bro, or mansierre.

    Brohemian – a countercultural bro who fails even the minimum guy standards of hygiene

    Brochure – Frank and Conor’s guyde to bromance.

    Bromeo – a model bro. Alternately: a bro who still manages to attract women despite his slavish devotion to his bromantic other.

    Bro vivant – bro who enjoys the high life (but not Miller’s.)

    Bromedian – the funny member of a bromantic duo. As opposed to the straight man.

    Couch Brotato – a lazy or inactive bro.

    Bro-loan – money lent to a broke bro, to be repaid only with future requests for cash and denials of the original debt. See Frank and Conor’s counterclaims for example.

    Bro-glow – attach this portable light to your bro and you’ll never lose track of him in a crowded bar - no matter how many attractive women get in the way.

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  6. conorJuly 22, 2009 at 9:36 PM

    Way to go Bobcatty, you're my heroine. You can actually follow directions. Go to the head of our severely lame-brained class

    A Bro-ski: What two bro's go out for when the wife is getting a little to bossy. As in "...hey, let's go out for a "bro-ski"

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  7. conorJuly 23, 2009 at 9:13 AM

    here's another. "Bro-pain"-- the gaseous pain you feel in the pit of your stomach when dumped by your bro.

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  8. conorJuly 23, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    This one is courtesy of my bro Frankie.
    "bro-mo-seltzer": what a bro takes when he has had to much maternal input.

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  9. AnonymousJuly 26, 2009 at 9:34 AM

    Brofessional - getting paid to be a bro
    Brobe - a thorough investigation of illegal or suspicious bro activity
    Bro bono - done or undertaken for the good of your bro with no pay or compensation
    Brofanity - language or behavior that shows disprect for the bro-hood

    BC

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  10. AnonymousJuly 26, 2009 at 9:38 AM

    Brofessional - getting paid to be a bro

    Brobe - a thorough investigation of illegal or suspicious bro activity

    Bro bono - done or undertaken for your bro with no pay or compensation

    Brofanity - language or behavior that shows disrespect to the bro-hood

    BC

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  11. AnonymousJuly 30, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    Bromicidal maniacs- The bromantics on an off night at Aroma. Broho

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  12. frankJuly 30, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    Dear Anonymous, You are using the term Broho out of context. In the Bromantic Lexicon, Broho means groupie.Got it ? I like Bromicidal Maniacs though,that's good. P.S. Can you find a more adventurous pseudonym than Anonymous? Thanks, Broho.

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