Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Dear Gump,
So you find it difficult to work at Cafe Aroma because of all the distractions? I wouldn't worry to much about, Frank doesn't seem to be able to get any of his people to work and they're there a lot more than you. Try talking your boss into learning how to kayak and he'll be to busy perfecting his river skills to notice whether you're at Cafe Aroma working or at home schtupping your young athletic husband. But the jewish lady with the I-phone will always bug you, get used to it...not because she's jewish but because she's a Mac person. They're as annoying as all get out, whatever that means.


  1. Conan, Don't know who Gump or the slave driving boss is, but your observation of and use of the expression "young athletic husband" is very telling about where your interests lie.

  2. Conan ? why not Con (very popular expression in the land of the "Moule").
    You told Gump that the jewish lady with the I-phone is a Mac person. WRONG. Getting an I-phone is only a first step toward apple salvation. The jewish lady has a long way to go but Gump has been saved a long time ago.

  3. Gump is hot. So, in my book, she was saved long before a long time ago.

  4. If she lives in Idyllwild,and I believe she does.It would make her a forest gump,right?


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